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  My mission...Help please

  by Justice-One in

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  i will be going to the convention soon.

  i'm working on a flyer to leave in bathroom stalls.

  some things to think about:.

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  Wordly Andre

  Justice,

  I would also add something about the society protecting child molesters in the org. years of abuse kept secret and not reported to the police.

  Also I want to say to you, be careful, JW don't use violence YEAH RIGHT!!!
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  Nauseating Trip down memory lane.....

  by caligirl in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was reading through a journal i kept for my oldest son when he was a baby, and came accross a couple of entries that just make me cringe.

  i was writing about my grandparents, the last of which passed away (not witnesses) when he was still less than a year old.

  the journal is written like a letter to him for when he is older.

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  Wordly Andre

  My father was a JW, he was always very hard on me for leaving, while he was in the hospital days before he died, he told me that he would never forgive me for turning my back on Jehovah, and that I dissappointed him, and he would die with that in his heart, then he told me to leave the room.

  I sat there very quite, I didn't cry but I thought to myself this could only come from a JW. The last thing to tell his son, is not that I love you and take care but you dissappoint me and I will never forgive you.

  Out of all my brothers and sisters who are JW, I (nonJW) was the only one who could afford to pay for his final arrangements and his burial, since no one could help me with those plans my only option was I was going to burry him in a Catholic cemetary, I told all of my brothers and sisters that if they object than they could pay for it.

  Didn't hear a word or a check from them.

  By the way what is it with JW not having life insurance, way before my dad got sick I asked him to get some and I will pay for it???
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  I almost bought a flag......

  by AK - Jeff in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the fog must be lifted now for me after two and a half years out of the borg.. today whilst browsing for some lawn decor, i was drawn to the american flag display in the store.

  i looked it over good - all the flag pole styles, sizes, quality.

  i walked away without buying one, only due to trying to keep wifey out of the hot seat, as she still has relatives in - i don't any longer.

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  Dave-T

  In his movies he has someone who writes what he says, I have never watched a interview with him, I am sure I would have changed the channel.

  Sorry I didn't know he was from Belgium, so i think we can all turn our attention to Belgium now and ask how could they allow him out of their country.

  God damn it now I hate Belgium, ha, ha, ha,

  Just kidding
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  Limits on paper towel, tp usage at DA's. What next? Have fun w/suggestions

  by juni in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  2 sheets of paper towel for hand drying, controlled use of toilet paper, don't dawdle while in the stall, covered mirrors, what next?.

  how about maximum of 2 trips to the bathroom per day otherwise you are written up by brother bathroom monitor.

  if more than that you are put on cleaning duty after the day's sessions are done.. .

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  Wordly Andre

  WHY waste TP when they give you tons of Awakes, and Watchtowers, just act like your doing your reading while pooping. My dad always said that was his library
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  Dis-association letter

  by Suzie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, i have thought about it too long and hard and came to the conclusion that this really is something that i want to do!

  i don't know exactly how to write my letter to dis-associate myself and exactly who i should send it too.

  i was readding somethings before that had talked about people sending a copy to there old friends to let them know as well.

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  Wordly Andre

  I will SUE YOU PERSONALLY and the WT organization

  I like that! I never wrote a letter, I was never baptized.

  Isn't it funny though, I've heard of people reporting things to Elders that should have been brought to the attention of the police, BUT they do not use Cesar's law RIGHT?? but if a non-witness or someone they consider outside the society, they go all out with lawyers, and civil rights and hides that from the org. well which is it? do you use Cesar's law or not???
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  B-12 shot for the WT -"Deliverance" DC & Mideast flare up timing

  by Gregor in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  once again, world events come along and give the wt a free booster shot.

  nothing better than coming home from the dc, opening the paper and seeing headlines like "mideast in flames" "is nuclear confrontation far off?

  " "north korea tests nuke capable missiles" etc etc.

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  Wordly Andre

  Heaven's Gate, Jim Jones, David Koresh, the Watchtower its all the same just different packaging. Get a comet, some Koolaide, the ATF mixed with a little Paranoia and you got yourself a cult!
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  Did people make fun of you when you were a JW?

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  did people make fun of you when you were a jw, or were you on top of the situation, and knew what to say to shut them up and make them feel stupid or without faith?

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  Wordly Andre

  VOMIT

  You grew up a JW and you live in a place where porn was illegal??? MAN talk about a double whammy!!!!!!!

  side note: on the way home today I saw 2 Jdubs walking down the street. I wish I had a water gun full of piss.
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  Your Funniest House-to-House Presentations

  by Good Girl or Bad Girl? in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so when my brother was a wee little lad, my mother was helping him prepare his first presentation.

  it involved a paradise tract, i'm sure.. anyway, so my brother, probably about 5 or 6 years old, stands at his first door and makes his little presentation.

  except he kind of forgot what he was going to say and kind of made it up on the spot, because what he ended up saying was, "if you'd like to live forever you can have this tract.

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  Wordly Andre

  sorry forgot this too, but did anyone's parents use to give out Awakes and Watchtowers during Halloween? Its a wonder why our house never got TP'd
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  Your Funniest House-to-House Presentations

  by Good Girl or Bad Girl? in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so when my brother was a wee little lad, my mother was helping him prepare his first presentation.

  it involved a paradise tract, i'm sure.. anyway, so my brother, probably about 5 or 6 years old, stands at his first door and makes his little presentation.

  except he kind of forgot what he was going to say and kind of made it up on the spot, because what he ended up saying was, "if you'd like to live forever you can have this tract.

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  Wordly Andre

  I didn't really do Presentations, I guess my mom knew better, but I got in trouble once because I use to take all the mags and draw on them, glasses, missing teeth, and I would write like I'm Gay in a little caption above some of the dorks in the mags, and devil horns on some people, boobs on some of the chicks, people smoking cigars, write on the mags You are all going to DIE DIE DIE, all kinds of twisted shit, I did this a lot before my mom caught on, she beat the crap out of me, I wonder how many people got those mags. Oh by the way I still do that to this day, Ha, ha, ha.
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  List of recent and current court cases against the Tower...

  by Bryan in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i'd like to build a list here, especially, of current court cases and recent.

  even if it's only filed.

  bryan

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  Wordly Andre

  Rosa, I asked my wife to translate she did the best that she could :-) Mais ella no falla Portuguese, ella falla espanol, and I speak english :-)